physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Randomize
