It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
NoShamevember. You game?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
