People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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