I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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