Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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