Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So squirting runs in the family.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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