Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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