Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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