Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Congratulations! We have a period
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