I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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