Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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