well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
