Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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