So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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