I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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