Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The air was thick with penises
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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