That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you will always have a special place in my vag
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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