dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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