She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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