I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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