It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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