If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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