I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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