Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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