my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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