She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We had to coat check the pizza.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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