is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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