Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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