you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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