This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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