How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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