seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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