mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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