There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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