I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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