yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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