oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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