you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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