You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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