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(781): View more from Massachusetts

they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.

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The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem

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(850): View more from Florida

it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.

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(513): View more from Ohio

corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?

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(619): View more from California

i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.

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(207): View more from Maine

Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....

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