Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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