Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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