i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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