he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
