i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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