I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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