HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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