She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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