I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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