I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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