so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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