i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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