Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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