Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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