can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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