Having a random hookup so left but love u
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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