The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
