if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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